Anything is an assault weapon if used to assault someone Right by me I have my assault paper plate(paper cuts suck), my assault pencil(it can stab), my assault tissue paper(viral warfare), and my assault house shoes(impromptu throwing chancla).
In subreddit r/Firearms
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We are facing an assault weapons ban the likes of which Colorado is seeing here in Rhode Island. My friends worked so hard on this.