07/17/2025
Theyre good at deception. One time a Girl Scout came to my door selling cookies. She had thin mints, graham crunchy things, oatmeal raisins, and I decided on the graham crunch. So I asked her how much for a box? She said I need about tree fiddy. It was about that time I noticed this little Girl Scout was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era.