When I was a little kid I was at Lowes with my dad and there was a guy that had prob half this amount of shit in his face, tattoos, the works. I said something along the lines of, you dont have to be scared of anyone if everyone is scared of you (I was prob 5). My dad turns to me and goes, there is no one more scared than that guy. Lmao. I also remember him asking some guy in a fiat who was driving like a dumbass if his clown car came with clown shoes? Lmfao