So hypothetically Im at some event, and TS is there! Oh, here comes Elmo Musk, hes gonna hit on her! I sip my drink and smile because Elmo doesnt know her NFL boyfriend is standing behind him! Elmo makes a move, and Kelce SUPLEXES rich boy, shattering him like glass! And the crowd gasps and cameras flash and people laugh, including me. At no point in this tale is anyone cucked, except maybe Elmo. Buy a dictionary, theyre a huge help as you enter your awkward teen years.