You’re pretending that conservatives are rational and make even some kind of basic sense, that their identity is separate from trumpy and is not entirely made up of what someone else is doing with their lives. You gotta let that go – sticking their grubby noses into everything the rest of world does without their permission is their entire reason for being. Once you realize they’re just the internet version of creepy Gladys next door with binoculars, the rest falls into place.