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r/nottheonion

Exactly, like abortion is a right, trumpy is a pedo, and conservatives are traitors and selling our country out out to corporations. Those are just plain facts. Boring ones that everyone knows.
r/50501

Yeah, he needs to do some learning, but as a very staunch ally – you guys/gals/whocares need as much support against trumpy as possible. Gavin’s stance is wrong, but he also seems like the kind of guy who is willing to listen and change. You’ll never, ever get that with the orange buffoon or his enablers. Even if you want to look at it through a cynical lens – his team would see support from the trans community and say, “Hey, we can use this support for our own gains.” And that’s definitely better than being eradicated on some sun-downing jackass’ whims.
r/LeopardsAteMyFace

“I didn’t vote for this!!!” It’s exactly what you voted for. Now wallow in it.
r/50501

Rando conservative, not even part of the convo, thinks I’m cringe! “Alexa, please mark that off my to-do list.” Thank you for the EZ win bruh. OOOOOOH, and a brand spanking new account too! You made a whole account just for this, just to talk shit about the governor of Cali lol. Amazing.
r/50501

This is crazy, other guy was asking the same thing, and I told him to look at this thread lol. You don’t get it cause I’m not supporting him at all lol. As a MO voter, I never voted for trump or our governor. I voted for Bernie in the primary and Kamala in the general, blue all the way for the rest. Apparently one of the very few in my county. I’m still stuck with fashies though, across the board. Newsom is doing something to balance the conservative’s attempts to rig the election. That’s all I really care about. I hope he’s a good governor and that he supports all of his constituents, especailly the most vulnerable and marginalized, but in this particular context, I could not possibly care less. If Abbot was doing the opposite of what he’s doing right now, I’d cheer him on too, even though he’s arguably a bigger scumbag than the entire government put together.
r/50501

Maybe actually listen this? I was so hoping for a great music video. Why are you so fucking sold on a slime I literally do not care about him at all. Barely know anything about him, as I explained to the other guy (seriously, would save a lot of time if you read that). He’s YOUR gov, not mine. Mine’s a ten times bigger sack of shit than Gavin will ever even hope to be.
r/Overwatch

First thing I thought of too lol. A row of transparent Torrii that speeds everyone up is based on science, you see. Lucio, I can buy – he’s got a dj table! And Juno has Martian tech. But Kiri… yup, definitely a real thing.
r/facepalm

Lol, nah, just conservatives – and they sold America out a long time ago. Y’all don’t get to pretend to speak for patriots after supporting a pedo, sorry.
r/50501

Jesus fucking Christ. It 2025. Did you say that already or was it the other guy messaging me? I’m too tired to care, but getting a lot of deja vu. Maybe you can team up with voidwylde, or at least read what I already said to them? I think you both will get along famously.
r/facepalm

Military Jordan_Peterson_Memes Asmongold That is so perfect.