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r/pics

That probably sounded good in your head, right? Before you dumped it on the internet? Or did it also sound pathetic there too – and ya did it anyway? I’m guessing that actually, for real, sounded good to you, which is just delightful. Not like anyone cares, but just morbidly curious why you’d do that to yourself, willingly.
r/Persecutionfetish

Sounds like trumpy’s gettin’ all uppity and needs to be reminded of his station.
r/nottheonion

But wouldn’t that leave her with like, 40 IQ? Oh, they weren’t talking about her personal intelligence, my bad. Still… my estimates probably aren’t far off.
r/pics

Beat me at what? Number of felonies? Lies told while holding public office? Touching kids? He’s got the edge on EVERYBODY with those lol.
r/facepalm

That was QUITE the temper tantrum lol. the adults are in charge That was the funniest part. “Officer drumpf, reporting for duty!”
r/Overwatch

That’s awesome! How did their DVA die before her suit?
r/missouri

Easy there old timer, remember what the judge said? About consent? And about how how you’re not going to make other people’s lives your identity anymore – that you’d find a personality of your own?
r/pics

Lmao, you sounded just like twumpy grovelling to Putin. “I won! You have to pay attention to me now!”
r/Overwatch

Gotcha. Yeah they’ll have stuff like a couple weeks of meta from 2018, etc. It’s jarring seeing how much the game has changed. I’ve found that I suck at pretty much every multiplayer game except this one, when I used to play Destiny 2 I’d go like 1-16 and shit, then switch to OW and melt faces. Dunno why, but I’m still decent at it, so I stick with it. Too addicted and hope it’s helping keep me sharp as I get old.
r/pics

Why do you keep trying so hard to get me to stop laughing? It’s not gonna happen.