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r/facepalm

You don’t remember me making fun of you just 7 hours ago? You sound like trumpy lol. Oh, and and bringing up Biden for no reason. Yup, you def are sundowning like trumpy. You even still believe the project veritas stuff about Biden’s daughter – guess you missed the memo lmao. Love the ancient, outdated reminder of what ghouls you guys are though, thanks! I’ve seen some really embarrassing shit come out of you guys after realizing how badly you fucked up this time – but still trying to make one of your more public humiliations public AGAIN is an interesting strat. Lemme know how that works out for ya. And please try to be less gullible in the future – I know that’s a LOT to ask, but just try.
r/illinois

“But if these things I just made up don’t exist, and you’re just gonna giggle at me, then I’ll run off to fairy land!”
r/Qult_Headquarters

“I’m a smart person.” This dude lied over 32k times his first time in office. That might actually be his biggest one ever.
r/illinois

“B-b-b-but I’m a centrist!” while about going on about your obsession with immigration. Uh huh. Ya’ll really just can’t help it. They’re protesting migration in the UK right now Yeah, we have those protests here too, they’re really funny. Usually 2 guys missing a lot of teeth and a kid playing behind them. No, Oswald Mosley, we all know you guys are just as fucked up as we are these days – oligarchs gonna oligarch, and English corruption goes back to the middle ages. How’s Brexit working out for ya?
r/technology

So Fox, Newsmax, and OANN. Those are provably fake news (they won court cases saying so, they have no obligation to tell the truth and are considered “entertainment” lol). Sorry, what were you saying, trumpy? Can’t hear ya over the sound of you hiding the files. What are you shuffling around and doing back there? Ewwwwww, put that away!
r/illinois

Lmao, I’m sure you did see that. Migrant caravans eating the dogs, all that. Fun fact – republicans have been blaming immigrants for years, and like I said, it’s incredibly boring. Find a new schtick already lol.
r/forwardsfromgrandma

“They lost. We won.” This temper tantrum is becoming REALLY common these days. It’s so funny watching people try to reassure themselves, begging for validation. Almost like they don’t really believe it either. Hrmmm…. Seriously though, just about every conservative I’ve teased over the last week or so immediately retreats back to that, as soon as they realize they’re arguing for fascism. “Yeah, we might be fashy but… we won!” Lol, okay.
r/illinois

want this country flooded with illegal immigrants Yeah, just like that – believing the dumbest shit imaginable lol. Thanks for proving the point.
r/facepalm

For sure, yet you managed to do that too. Well done, multitasking. See, everyone was wrong, you guys CAN chew gum and walk at the same time! Despite what everyone said, it’s NOT too much for you to handle! Have a gold star (it’s just a sticker). You have risen above your station, defeated the stereotype, and are well on your way to becoming a bit less of a dumbass. Spread your wings, and the good word of what you learned here today, and fly forth into the breach. Godspeed, you incredible sonvabitch. //salute
r/illinois

No, it’s always been that way, pretty much globally. 20% of human beings always seem to gravitate towards the worst choice possible – we call those people conservatives, now. Most often, they were just called the town crazy/loser, but sometimes one of them gets more power than running a lemonade stand and we end up with shit like trumpy. It’s just history and human nature. And the border thing is just a tool those same people use to hold onto/gain power. It’s boring.