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r/missouri

This is one of the best demonstrations of pigeon chess I’ve seen lmao, amazing self owns. I love that you’re STILL trying to recover from being accurately called a child. What a great meltdown, but please tell me you can do better then that. Entertain me.
r/missouri

The OG Taco. Maybe Haco should be a thing.
r/missouri

Oh no, whatever will happen if I “strike out”?! Oh that’s right, absolutely nothing. Maybe get you to block me? Gosh, that would be awful! You’ve already lasted much longer than most of you do. Again, it’s like you’re talking to an imaginary person just off to my side, this is great. I guess I was right, this is an actual 12 year old with their mom’s phone lol.
r/facepalm

Look up what legitimate presidents did.
r/missouri

Huh? That makes no sense at all. Seriously – are you okay? Do you need an ambulance? Or just a safe space? Sounds like you’ve had a stroke or three already pops.
r/facepalm

Liberals truly suffer from TDS. Nah, we didn’t vote from him, sorry. Unless you’re talking about The Daily Show? Like, OMG Trump ate while people died in Texas. Like, OMG, no one is surprised about him being a disgrace to the country anymore. It’s okay to openly mock him for that. Go ahead, try it. You’ll feel better, I promise.
r/missouri

Wait, you’re STILL trying to un-faceplant yourself? You literally already tried that lol, less than 24 hours ago (and took 18 to come up with it). You okay dude? Must be dealing with too much brain-maga.
r/facepalm

Like you on here isn’t 100% the same Lol, wanna give that another shot in English? Hey, how much do you get paid for this, anyway? No need to do the conversion, just give it to me in your country’s currency. Edit: Wow, I didn’t even realize he blocked me earlier, I think that made for 3 yesterday total. It is so telling that he ran away as soon as I said what i said lol. No usual pithy, sad response, just broke. Perfect.
r/nottheonion

Good lord this person’s history is just completely unhinged lol. NOAA has become the Democrats money laundering scheme to promote climate change. When you see theories that make weather control machines sound realistic and reasonable in comparison.
r/facepalm

I dont bow to any man and I would never lick any fucking mans boot. In fact hed have a boot in his ass. He says while fellating trumpy lmao. Look at you, trying to bring the myth of a tough conservative back. Honey, no one’s believed that shit since J6th and y’all were too weak to wear masks. Probably should just go with the constant whining the rest of you guys have taken up.