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r/chicago

I liked that snippet from an (I think) NPR show or podcast that they’d play on the commercial for it, where someone said something like, “Our genetics make humans over 99% identical on cellular level – yet that 1% difference has been something people are… eager to explore.” Always thought that was well put, especially the small hesitation – simultaneously being respectful of humanity’s quirks and base tendencies, while still calling out racism.
r/ParlerWatch

Wait, you posted that supporting your case? Really?
r/chicago

Probably because that’s overdone and incredibly boring? ‘I got mugged near my apartment last night’ – great, go to the police. ‘There’s a gang of ne’er-do-wells eyeing my dumpster.’ Great, call the police. Etc. etc. Or just stupid, “I don’t live there but you guys should do something about the crime” type posts. Incredibly boring. Now, if you want to talk about “I got robbed, called the police, they showed up 7 hours later…” – NOW you’ve got something interesting to talk about. Edit: lot of people who have never visited Chicago were clearly upset by my comment 🙁 That’s okay – your tears sustain me. ::)
r/pics

Same exact police that posted the supposed No Kings papers from the suspect’s car. And then let him get away. And then told everyone that that’s a reason not to demonstrate against trumpy. I just checked, and I cannot believe that post is still up.
r/MurderedByWords

Wow you really um… completely failed to make a point there. Unless your point was to make everyone’s eyes roll? If so – mission accomplished.
r/interestingasfuck

I live in Missouri. I drive rideshare sometimes and picked up a guy from the police station not long ago. He was very upset, on the verge of tears, cause he just got his FOURTH DUI. He was saying he’s gonna lose his job, his wife, his kids, his life is over, etc. I felt kinda bad for him, but WTF dude? FOUR? And they still let you drive?!? And you still chose to drink and drive? Horrible decisions on his part, but I feel like the system is failing him too. WHY is he still driving after 3, much less 1? 4 is insane. Should never get to that point. Funny part is they walked him to the car, shook his hand and talked with him for a min before sending him on his way, paid private ride courtesy of the taxpayers. And he had nothing but horrible shit to say about how they treated him… I mean I don’t trust the police at all myself, but they just treated you like a king on your way out and clearly were treating you well… c’mon dude. Get your shit together.
r/facepalm

He must have a really small penis.
r/interestingasfuck

In the way that they’re not national, like bullshit drug laws. Ever wonder why those big billboards like “Drive drunk here, we’ll sell off your first born child” (with some fake tough looking guy glaring at you) exists in some states, right on the border?
r/chicago

That’s a fair point actually.
r/giantbomb

Turns out trading in a diet of Taco Bell and Fazoli’s alfredo sauce into homemade chicken and veggies does wonders for a growing boy.