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r/politics

You seem very confused about what I have time for lmao. So insistent.
r/nottheonion

This is the reason Trump won. This will never, ever stop being funny. I should make a list of all the bullshit people have said is the reason trumpy “won”. My favorite is when they say shit like, “Cause the dems want men in women’s sports!” Dems did next to nothing about trans rights, while the Reps spent more on it than anything else. trumpy “won” cause people are dumbasses, and he cheated. Simple.
r/StLouis

“Honey, pizza is here!” “Not now, I’m starting a fight on Reddit!” I personally love Imo’s, but I get the objections of people who don’t. Wow, look at that voting ratio hehe.
r/giantbomb

Michael! I used to work at a Red Lobster. Yes, we had bar regulars, though only a few. They were cool. Unlike the after Sunday church crowd that would spend 3 hours eating unlimited snow crabs legs and never, ever tip.
r/StLouis

This made me do a double take cause there was a bad accident today on 70, and a very similar looking car was flipped completely over. I was wondering how they did that too.
r/politics

Being petty is a choice. Presidents usually do a better job of controlling themselves – hell, anyone does a better job of doing that than trumpy. It isn’t “humanity”, it’s a total inability to keep base instincts reigned in – like a squirrel. Apparently Russian asset Gabbard released some memo yesterday that said the whole Russia thing was a hoax and it’s all Obama’s fault or something. So, I guess it’s completely confirmed to be true now – again, since Mueller already did years ago – remember when Barr frantically had to tell the cult that it’s okay, no collusion – leaving out the part where it was because they were too incompetent to pull it off lmao – good times. I miss when they were ashamed of and trying to hide their crimes. Thanks Tulsi!
r/Persecutionfetish

It’s so funny how you guys always come up with stuff that no one would care about, even if it was true. “One of the guys Rittenhouse shot was a pedo!” And that changes the fact that he murdered someone he knew nothing about… how? Just like how no one cares if there’s some white supremacists LARP’ing in Ukraine – it makes literally no difference. Besides, turns out we have plenty of those guys in the US – and now they’re state-sponsored!
r/politics

I meant nope, this is not the behavior any one should ever expect out of a supposed president. Also yeah, have yet to see any “russian collusion” be debunked. Pretty sure everything trumpy has done in his second terms confirms it.
r/conan

This was my favorite skit of all time back in the day. Absolute peak Conan.
r/LV426

Yeah the quality on this isn’t great, but I do like that it sorta looks like the cover to Aliens: Earth Hive.