u/JC_Everyman:

Curated Unhinged Comments:

1

Child rape is usually disqualifying without atonement

r/CringeTikToks

2

Unserious people have infiltrated the DoD and they think they are just fucking hilarious.

3

This is how fascism feels in 2025. Play ball with Dear Leader, and you get to expand your empire. Perry making deals with a moronic devil and his idiot minions.

4

In other words, “For those of you that value honor, GO FUCK YOURSELVES”

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r/stocks

They’d have to beat a breakup in court to see a pop. Sad for a fundamental powerhouse.
r/RoundRock

Weirdest thing. People across the street from us had power the whole time. Power was out 3pmish til about 830pm.
r/RoundRock

Charlie is an upright citizen. If you have to drive down a dirt road to get to your hometown mechanic, you’re probably in good hands.
r/MedievalHistory

I had the same question last night. I wondered after watching season 2 ep 4, is the proper analogy, “Wolf Hall is to Henry VIII as The Crown is to QE 2.”
r/Satisfyingasfuck

How many cubic yards of stuff was hauled off???
r/popculture

Appearing principled without principles. Great act, Candace!
r/DogAdvice

This was my dobie’s preferred sleep position, laying up against the couch
r/acrylicpainting

To paraphrase Gump, “Goodness is as goodness does.”
r/Austin

Meet me halfway. Mind the gap in the third lane please. It’s just common courtesy.
r/phish

I, too, kind citizen, was just playing. Keep having fun!