u/JC_Everyman:

Curated Unhinged Comments:

1

Unserious people have infiltrated the DoD and they think they are just fucking hilarious.

2

In other words, “For those of you that value honor, GO FUCK YOURSELVES”

3

Child rape is usually disqualifying without atonement

r/CringeTikToks

4

This is how fascism feels in 2025. Play ball with Dear Leader, and you get to expand your empire. Perry making deals with a moronic devil and his idiot minions.

Full Comment Archive:

r/nextfuckinglevel

Why dafuq would you eat a taco from a golden corral???
r/advertising

Tell your boss $3,000 will get him a good dinner party in Austin. I’ll throw in some overnights for free on my two dogshit stations.
r/technology

We’ll give you the data but only if you surrender the profits, fuckface.
r/popculture

Nice! Adventures in Babysitting in your top 20?
r/CattyInvestors

Huh?
r/thescoop

I’d settle for a party that messages fairness, reclaims the flag, hard work, and fucking fairness. You said fairness twice. I like fairness.
r/KitchenConfidential

1,000? Me and my kids would have it done by sundown. J/k looks amazing!
r/Military

Some of the most selective schools in the nation, and the students can’t be trusted with ideas?
r/CattyInvestors

I hear people above me in the corporate world saying ignorant things like, “He’s a businessman moving fast and breaking things.” Like how fucking greedy are you, asshole?
r/MadeMeSmile

Confirmed. Gunner IS the best boy.