u/JC_Everyman:

Curated Unhinged Comments:

1

In other words, “For those of you that value honor, GO FUCK YOURSELVES”

2

Child rape is usually disqualifying without atonement

r/CringeTikToks

3

Unserious people have infiltrated the DoD and they think they are just fucking hilarious.

4

This is how fascism feels in 2025. Play ball with Dear Leader, and you get to expand your empire. Perry making deals with a moronic devil and his idiot minions.

Full Comment Archive:

r/interestingasfuck

Chair Force Hero
r/musicians

Really wishing my mom made me take piano
r/Askpolitics

No, “they” aren’t. Turnout will be lousy as usual because most people talk a lot and don’t do anything. This election isn’t sexy enough for young people to actually do anything that matters beyond their own social feed. Old stupid fuckers might actually win one more painful election before they fucking die. FML.
r/wallstreetbets

Maybe invest like you’ll be 50 someday.
r/advertising

Best be changing that message quarterly
r/CivVI

In the words of my father, “Fuck that guy.”
r/gratefuldead

Wonderful
r/unusual_whales

No, he’s a simpleton with millions of simple followers.
r/Austin

I meant for her initial house race in Wilco. I’d almost forgotten she ran for Senate.
r/gratefuldead

Oof. Didn’t know I needed that. Thanks, heady citizen.