u/JC_Everyman:

Curated Unhinged Comments:

1

Unserious people have infiltrated the DoD and they think they are just fucking hilarious.

2

This is how fascism feels in 2025. Play ball with Dear Leader, and you get to expand your empire. Perry making deals with a moronic devil and his idiot minions.

3

Child rape is usually disqualifying without atonement

r/CringeTikToks

4

In other words, “For those of you that value honor, GO FUCK YOURSELVES”

Full Comment Archive:

r/marketing

For a Broadway show competing against every other show (and everything off Broadway), probably yes. For a global brand that has only a few other competitors, where the issue is “if we don’t buy it, another will,” the calculation is different but justifiable. For a cupcake shop or plumber in Queens, probably not.
r/gratefuldead

Hockey on mushrooms? Why TF not???
r/Austin

This is such an awesome vibe!!! Also, dude’s on the circlejerk shitting on you.
r/golf

Perfection
r/DecodingTheGurus

Dude needs to choke on a dick permanently
r/Bandnames

Four Non-schlongs
r/MarkMyWords

LOL. Humans are selfish, lazy, and have short memories. I doubt your prediction will come true.
r/Satisfyingasfuck

FAFO Hall of Fame
r/gratefuldead

“From your many friends at the Newshour, Fare the well.” Turns to wife: “Honey, have we made our donation for fall fund drive yet???”
r/phish

It’s still Piper to me