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r/HumorNama

Depressed.
r/AskReddit

Executive orders, undoing every single thing trump did. Then, while having a full investigation into doge, and elons efforts to erase Democrat votes, Id do everything I could to overturn Citizens United. Restore voting rights to areas where the republicans have taken them away. Raise taxes slightly on those making over $500k. I would also push to have an itemized list of where every penny of our tax dollars go. Reroute a chunk of money that goes to wasteful military spending, back into education. Teachers and nurses would get raises across the board. More endowments for the Arts and Sciences. I would develop a program that makes it easier for people to travel abroad, when they graduate high school. Maybe a matching amount to what the parents put aside for them when they graduate. If they dont want to use it for that, more money in grants for those that want to go to trade school. I would talk to other world leaders who have a functional Health Care system, and see how we could adopt something similar for the states. Then assemble a competent team who can get it done. With this, I would decriminalize sex work, and see to it that people with addictions have complete access to programs that would help them get off of drugs, and maintain a healthy, productive life. If our neighbors are healthy, it makes it easier for everyone to maintain. As far as the prison system goes, with funds saved from wasteful military spending, create programs for rehabilitation and education. Id do what I can to free every single person who is wrongfully there. Money to countries like Israel, would be severely cut. We can work with them. Not FOR their corrupt government. Any religious institution found harboring pedophiles, would have their tax exempt status revoked for 10 years. Along with that, ensure separation of church and state is actually happening. Any institutions found forcing any religious text in public schools, will have their tax exempt status revoked for 5 years.
r/lyftdrivers

Shut up
r/complaints

But shes gross
r/Full_news

Imagine ever thinking that hes not an absolute piece of dried shit in the sun.
r/CrazyFuckingVideos

magas in the wild. Fuckin clowns
r/okbuddycinephile

I would love for the dumbasses that complain about who plays Snow Fucking White, to have those conversations face to face, in real life. The anonymity of the internet, gone.
r/mildlyinteresting

Well, seeing as alcohol is actual poison, this is not surprising.
r/AskReddit

Because they didnt actually destroy anything. Its all for show. Fucking clowns burning the country down.
r/synthesizers

Damn. I was worried at first, but holy shit. What a chill version of an already chill song.