u/MonoEqualsOne:

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r/mildlyinfuriating

Id be asking the flight attendant for scissors
r/pics

Fucking weirdos
r/arizona

Yep. I relocate about 2 every year. They dont seem to be very fast when Ive gone to catch them. The one thing I wont fuck with tho, are the brown recluse looking spiders (sorry to the ones thats truly arent), Im not overly concerned but having been bit in AZ years ago by something and having a solid marble sized decaying hole in my leg, not rolling the die.
r/AMA

Guys – first date is a coffee shop / tea place or some shit. You get something to drink, you talk, if shits going well, you go for a walk. Dinner on a first date is not going to go well. Youre both too locked in. Waiting on waiters/food/payment. Its too much.
r/LifeAdvice

Billy Corgan was right, and I knew it back in highschool, and definitely agree with it now, youth is wasted on the young
r/FirstTimeHomeBuyer

God I need to delete Reddit off my phone. This is a 3 minute convo with your realtor or a friend.
r/SeattleWA

I was taking a right onto the main road with a median between the lanes, accelerating to get up to speed, when a dog was right in front of my car that had leaped out when the car was slowing down, prob still going 15 miles an hour. I slammed on the breaks but def hit it relatively hard, idk, its a plastic bumper so maybe not too bad.
r/BoomersBeingFools

Its fucking wacky seeing these people dance around what they did. Half of them gloating about project 2025 being real the whole time and the other half saying dont worry everything wont be as bad as he says it will be and we should all be happy together.
r/Names

You named a dog Kevin? Lmfao
r/Weird

My absolute first memory in life was looking up at a door with a window in it and one or two people looking down at me, with the thought, that If I died, Id come back as them – referring to people, which at that moment was my Mom and / or Dad above me. Next memory is 3 years later and was a dinosaur dream lol. If you must know, my family and I were able to keep the Dinos outside by securely locking the doors by tying string around the handles. Full proof stuff.