r/AskReddit:

u/Seven7greens

I describe my life like the father in Big Fish… so many unbelievable things have happened to me that no one would believe them unless they were in my shoes. I try my damndest to always be there for my son regardless of the chaos.
u/Seven7greens

Ink. It’s an underdog movie, but damn it hits hard… it’ll make you spend time with your kid(s) for sure. Your job doesn’t care about you, but your kid sure does.
u/Seven7greens

The owner of the medium sized company I work for. He’s a millionaire yet two of my coworkers are homeless.
u/Seven7greens

I’ve been smoking weed since teen years. The fountain of youth was cannabis all along 37 next month and look 27.
u/Seven7greens

No one has ever lost a limb nor died from a recluse bite. That’s just not how their venom works. 95% of confirmed recluse bites do nothing other than mild irritation at the site. About 4% of people develop lesions, and only about 1% develop the mythical necrotizing flesh wound. All recluse bites heal in around 14 days, unless the rare necrotization occurs, then it can be a couple months, depending on the person. I really think that the people that have adverse reactions to recluse either have or do not have a mutation in their DNA making them more susceptible to the venom. More research on my theory needs done. Some as how people that like cilantro have a mutation and people that don’t are unmutated.
u/Seven7greens

Spider stuff. I did an hour and a half lecture with zero prep last year at my state zoo and it was only supposed to be for an hour.
u/Seven7greens

The IT Crowd
u/Seven7greens

Come on in! Would like something to drink? How are the fam?
u/Seven7greens

Called my friend and told him to tell everyone I wouldn’t be at school the next day. The sentence he said that made me think twice still resonates with me- “think of all the pussy you’ll miss out on”. This was 20 years ago.
u/Seven7greens

Enough to kinda sharpen my scalping blades. Still some rust, don’t worry. “Arrivederci”