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u/JoeNoble1973

My horndog college gf and I had an empty apartment one weekend (a rarity), popped in a 4-hr porn VHS and went to work on each other lol. 10 nuts in about 3.5 hrs. We laughed about it a lot later on, but NEVER DID IT AGAIN. Goddamn that hurt
u/JoeNoble1973

Im gettin there! You?
u/JoeNoble1973

I make a point to make friends with three sets of people in any place Im employed: Security, Maintenance, and IT. Buddies in those roles can help you out of lots of issues!
u/JoeNoble1973

I was waterskiing and fellflat/flush with the surface, i guess? Anywhoo, i got about a liter of saltwater forced up my ass. First and last time waterskiing.
u/JoeNoble1973

It is what it is.
u/JoeNoble1973

Okay, lets look at the NAME of the medicine; its a BIRTH CONTROL pill
u/JoeNoble1973

Sewer line inspections happen for a reason. Make sure they do in a timely fashion before closing; collapsed lines from your house can cost $20k to re-hook to city sewers. 🫤
u/JoeNoble1973

Blood Sucking Freaks
u/JoeNoble1973

Lying. Hands down.
u/JoeNoble1973

God bless you! after a sneeze. GTFOH with your medieval superstitious garbage. The Black Death is not upon me, i have allergies. So fuck off.