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Kidney stones. Migraines are a close second.
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My dad told me I would be a good accountant. I listened and ended up with a CPA license. Great advice.
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It’s my favorite. I love to have my head between a woman’s thighs. I love to lick her clit until she is screaming from her orgasm. Her hand tangled in my hair. Her legs tight around my head. I’ll lick until she pushes my face away.
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Left shoulder. U.S. Navy 2nd class petty officer rank badge with 4 lightning bolts or sparks to indicate that my rate was IT.
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Potato. Drop it in a sock, and you have a decent blunt force weapon.
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Jumping jacks
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Making the bed. It is always perfect.
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Superman
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I feel so sad for them.
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My wife