r/babylonbee:

u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Elon isnt a cabinet member. He paid a quarter of a billion dollars to buy himself a shadow presidency
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

You dont have a Republican Congress. They have all bowed to Trump and do whatever he and Elon tells them.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Ive never seen a lobbyist unilaterally dismantle a government agency, gain access to our personal information via the Treasury Department, hold press conferences in the Oval Office, lead cabinet meetings. Elon is our president at this point
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

What was censored? We had such an unnecessary death rate in this country because Trump had no coherent plan, politicized the pandemic, so many people disregarded medical professionals advice, ranted about the jab and Bill Gates microchip and the pandemic ran rampant.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Im sure Ill be downvoted for this, but a global pandemic doesnt care about your political beliefs and its not a political entity. And now were finding out the same thing about measles.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Takes two seconds to research https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-crowdtangle-data-top-posts-conservative-outlets-2020-7
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Facebooks best performing links/engagement were for right wing media and right wing facebook pages. There was absolutely no censorship. ETA its easily verifiable
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

I wish I could link the picture of most of the billionaires getting better seating at Trumps Inauguration than his own cabinet. And BB would lose their minds if Biden had handed over control of his first cabinet meeting to Soros.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

We keep him in check. Dont bow, appease and repeat his talking points. Seek concessions for peace and ensure consequences if that peace is broken.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

So clueless. Youd be saying Poland had it coming when Hitler invaded