r/babylonbee:

u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Two completely different things
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

OMG these are trumped up charges because she made our Dear Leader mad. He openly admitted it! If she didnt make the president of the United States mad she would not be facing criminal charges
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

I was just talking with my spouse about the South Carolina measles outbreak. Around a 17% vaccination rate, over a dozen kids with measles and over a hundred students quarantining because they arent vaccinated. Its crazy this is happening in 2025
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

True.
u/Comfortable-Tree-327

Obama should have made this idiot disappear.
u/zengeezer

It’s hard to figure out what this means. It looks like you’re suggesting that the real Americans should treat MAGA shit with respect. I’m baffled as to how that would help the situation. If MAGA doesn’t respect themselves they’re not going to learn to respect themselves from us.
u/xander707

So true, its amazing how these types of people think theyve accomplished something or have some kind of inherent renown because they just happened to be born in the US.