r/babylonbee:

u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

And red states in particular depend on that redistribution from the DOE for their schools.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

See I knew attacking the trans community was never really about actually caring about womens sports. Its still a joke to you
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

The sky might not be falling but the stock market sure is
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

America first!! Unless Trump tells us he wants to colonize Greenland, Canada and Panama!
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Am I wrong about our current republican president of the united states dining with white nationalists?
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Trump loves dining with openly white nationalist Richard Spencer but keep deflecting. https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/443666-richard-spencer-charlottesville-wouldnt-have-occurred-without/amp/
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

Yup the worlds wealthiest man Elon Musk can take their social security and future Medicare benefits from them, Trump can raise inflation with his insane tariffs and they would praise them both for it as long as it owns the libs
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

I imagine the Babylon Bee would have a much different headline if this was a Biden or Harris administration with George Soros
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

And right on cue theres the rights projection.
u/Ok_Bodybuilder800

And you just proved their point. Absolutely hilarious