r/BoomersBeingFools:

u/JoeNoble1973

The dirty secret of aging: you just stop healing. A fucking scrape on my hand takes a week to close, and might get infected. My sons wouldnt even notice the same wound
u/JoeNoble1973

Those 20 imaginary first-graders are fucking TOAST, yo
u/JoeNoble1973

No magat is
u/JoeNoble1973

Time to start working on memes featuring Trump and Johnson getting worked by some rather large minority men. ITS JUST A JOKE BRO
u/JoeNoble1973

Quack quack, waddle waddle
u/JoeNoble1973

Our new customer base is dwindling; best taunt our new customer base that will bring us back baby
u/Minute-Complex-2055

Let him burn himself to ash. Be gone.
u/Minute-Complex-2055

In fucking Utah? lol This guy probably jerks off over his sleeping daughter on Saturday night, and then goes to church on Sunday. I mean, he committed a crime here, and trump is an actual felon. So what the fuck are you on? Be better bitch boy
u/Minute-Complex-2055

The ones who are losers, yes.
u/Minute-Complex-2055

Your ego shouldnt take up more space than your bike does.