r/boston:

u/TooFartTooFurious

you think thats air youre breathing?
u/TooFartTooFurious

Ah yes, the automatic, immediate, and so-played-out response of a true capitalist.
u/TooFartTooFurious

i wouldnt be caught dead protesting against circlejerks. theyre the best! and how are you not able to look inward already with your head as far as it is up your own ass?
u/TooFartTooFurious

come to denver. nobodys in the middle. you either dont appear to know you are currently operating a motor vehicle, or you dont appear to recognize the existence of the other motor vehicles on the road or their operators.
u/TooFartTooFurious

oh are we calling them broads again? nice
u/TooFartTooFurious

haha not old enough yet, but mark my words im its coming.
u/TooFartTooFurious

To them theres nothing more badass than moderately flexing one of their calf muscles to weave through freeway traffic at 90 mph sitting in a La-Z-Boy with heated cup holders and a Blue Lives Matter sticker on the rear window.
u/TooFartTooFurious

Tell us youve never ridden a bike without telling us youve never ridden a bike.
u/TooFartTooFurious

Its amazing how personally cagers take any affront to their privilege. Keep on keepin on, homie. Youve got a great head on your shoulders. Make sure you wear a helmet to keep it safe .
u/TooFartTooFurious

hell fuckin yeah