r/CirclejerkSopranos:

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Ritchie was from the old school. He wanted Beansie’s attention, but had to compromise for a Bing blow job, veal parm sangweech, and a career in the ramp industry.
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Alright but ya gotta get over it.
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What the fuck? Why am I on there?
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That Mortadell is the Dark Lord? He used to be Hagrid’s classmate.
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Hehe ya hear that, Ton?
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You go to Hogwarts, whatever you do, don’t mention the Chamber of Secrets. Tom Riddle, The Basilisk, not even Moaning Myrtle.
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Mix it with the relish!
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He threw food at Vito! That’s gotta be resolved!
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Fuck those fucking parakeets
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When Avon wore the crown, no one minded cause’ it all evened out at the end of the day. But Marlo, Madonn, does he eat alone! He doesn’t even pass the salt.