r/CirclejerkSopranos:

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Know what that crazy bitch was into? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass , make believe she was pimping me out. I told her to get the fuck outta here!
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Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of water?
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Yea you owe them a fucking ring, you’ll hear some great speeches.
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To me, she’s beautiful. Shelobesque.
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Spanish AND European? It’s like saying you’re a made man AND a part of a certain Italian subculture.
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Who else, huh??
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Best in the state.
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Who else, huh?!
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Oh I knew that painting was a fucking scam! One of those korshaks. It says hey asshole we’re from Harvard and waddya think about this spooky depressing god and chewed up child we put here!
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I heard she had a 90 pound mole removed off her ass.