r/ColoradoRockies:

u/TooFartTooFurious

to everyone who got mad at me for saying nolan was a bum: i told you so.
u/TooFartTooFurious

The Glitch!!!
u/TooFartTooFurious

jfc man
u/TooFartTooFurious

poverty ass mmm yes classism on the diamond. love it.
u/TooFartTooFurious

ok ok ok. this gets me thinking. is there an ACTUAL class action suit to be brought against the monforts for filling the org with ineptitude and basically using their monopoly on baseball at the highest level in colorado to defraud consumers???
u/TooFartTooFurious

The bike stand attendant at Coors calls me and my buddy gluttons for punishment for showing up to so many damn games for this team.
u/TooFartTooFurious

ok ok lets take that idea a lil furtha how about a bong, a joint, and a dab?
u/TooFartTooFurious

hahhahahahahahahaaaa oh my that just sent me. phenomenal. so this one time (memorial day 2016) i happened upon a coors clubhouse ticket on stubhub or something for SIXTY dollars. i had just started a new job and we were gonna be working up in boulder on memorial day playing the band shell. not even a month on the job and i had to be like sorry fam, find a substitute for me- im booked elsewhere. went to the game. ate my heart out. probably spent enough on beer to make it a $300 ticket. snuck into the umpires locker room during the stretch. got cussed out by one of the umps when he found me in there. amazing day. what i didnt think about was the fact that i was sitting right behind home plate. on camera the whole fucking game. l-i-v-i-n. a few days later, at my next show with my new client, first thing anyone said to me was booked, huh? goteeeeem. been with the band nearly ten years now.
u/TooFartTooFurious

They are not – includes the buffet & food concessions behind home plate, but not alcohol.
u/TooFartTooFurious

Keep going amigo. 11 months myself. Never been this far down the rabbit hole.