r/CrazyFuckingVideos:

u/Seven7greens

And I thought my Jeep death wobble was bad…
u/Seven7greens

Why she steal Vegetas boots?
u/Seven7greens

Wait wait wait… you say you’re agnostic but your username is Blasphemous666? Wat?
u/Seven7greens

Watch Surviving Death on Netflix. NDEs happen more often than you’d think, and most experiences are the same. Peacefulness is the main commonality.
u/Seven7greens

It was literally the day after I graduated dipshit. I’m guessing you didn’t graduate, otherwise you’d have said nothing.
u/Seven7greens

Alright. This is a crazy fucking video.
u/Seven7greens

I broke a dudes jaw about 18 years ago(he started it) and I still remember the sound and feel… like punching into a watermelon. And my graduation ring left a sweet imprint on his cheek. Don’t be a bully, some people don’t take that shit.
u/Seven7greens

If it works it works.
u/Seven7greens

Fun Fact- Johnny Depp lived in Hunter S Thompsons basement for a few months to adopt his persona before filming FaLiLV. Hunter said- If you’re going to play me, you’re going to be me.
u/Seven7greens

I had a really close call with one twice that size. No banana for scale, sorry. https://imgur.com/a/19uYAoP