r/DegenBets:

u/zengeezer

Nothing that comes out of that facial anus has any meaning.
u/zengeezer

If he had taken in trillions of dollars he could have paid off the national debt by now.
u/xander707

How else is he supposed to fit in all that golfing? God you libs dont understand the time management dear leader has to put up with just to hit the holes every other day.
u/xander707

That, and avoid prison. Seems to have worked amazingly in both regards.
u/xander707

Dont put it past this administration to do something really, truly fucked up. Likedisproportionately put tariffs on items that are more likely to be purchased by minorities and/or leftists, then game the rebates to disproportionately be issued to his supporter demographics.
u/xander707

That isexactly the kind of inept failings you can consistently expect from Trumps complete lack of critical thinking skills and long term planning. But hey, Toyota kicks ass and is an amazing manufacturer. Hope this goes well for them.
u/xander707

Wall Street doesnt care. They just want to see the numbers go up.
u/xander707

Well hes going to hire someone who fudges the numbers in his favor, then celebrate them as being the most honest and most competent and most truthful the world has ever seen, and people keep coming up to him, with tears in their eyes, to explain its the most beautiful report and most beautiful numbers, many people are saying it.
u/xander707

Its hard to fathom we still have more than 3 years to go, at minimum. All the bullshit, lying, and excuses we will have to endure as this imbecile wrecks the economy and personally profits off of taxpayers is insane.
u/xander707

The strangest thing is how no one reacts to this BS. Not the reporters. Not the GOP party/congress. Trump could literally stand on a stage, take a loud, liquid shit in his diapers, take them off and proudly show them to the crowd, and everyone would just nod and ask a new question. Like it was normal. Like we arent witnessing the dumbest, most incompetent and authoritarian bastard to ever be president.