r/democrats:

u/whydoIhurtmore

I want to come home so badly. I’d be so happy in Oakland. I’m still bummed about the A’s.
u/whydoIhurtmore

I’m only upset with the owners. I don’t have anything against Las Vegas. They used to be Philadelphia’s team after all. At the same time, I will feel sone schadenfreude if Trump’s behavior causes the owners to lose their shirts.
u/whydoIhurtmore

If congressional Republicans weren’t traitors, this could stop today.
u/whydoIhurtmore

Murdered.
u/whydoIhurtmore

This makes my heart sing!
u/enderpanda

So I could be omnipotent? Cool! Not sure if my schedule can fit omnipotence yet though, lemme get back to you. That does come with dominion over all I survey, right? Sorry, should updated you earlier: decided I’m a god now. Who needs a church when you can be diety.
u/enderpanda

All it takes is one believer. And I believe in me.
u/enderpanda

And a terrible one at that! Kindness? Compassion? Empathy? Jesus would NEVER! /s This is seriously how a lot of modern Catholics think though (ex Cath myself). They believe in AI gun strapped Jesus now. Source: I live rural MO.
u/enderpanda

I mean, they didn’t like the last pope any more than the current one. I grew up Catholic, and I def see disagreeing with the past two Popes if you want, but a lot of people I know just don’t consider him legitimate cause “woke” or whatever, even though the ENTIRE REST OF THE CATHOLIC WORLD disagrees with them. American Catholics are a special breed, I tells ya. They’re like a perpetual “No, it’s everyone else who is wrong” Skinner meme – admitting anything else means their version of god is wrong, and that CANNOT stand. It’s a deep, personal offense to them to admit otherwise, that someone out there might be right instead of them. Really not kidding.
u/enderpanda

Yay! I’m a Church now! Bow DOWN and pay homage to my AWFUL POWER!!! Am I doing it right, IRS?