r/facepalm:

u/JoeNoble1973

That thirsty fellow in the back right always kills me. Come hither
u/JoeNoble1973

And those hairs grow overnight, so you go through the day not knowing you have it
u/JoeNoble1973

Good, she can submit to me and fuck off
u/JoeNoble1973

Its just the P tape. Not the pee tape. And you know what the P means.
u/JoeNoble1973

No registry for firearms though
u/JoeNoble1973

For the same reason they didnt show Obama flying around on a Pegasus
u/JoeNoble1973

My sister was born in a country that no longer exists, yet she is still American (and always has been) because our parents are. Id love to see them try to deport her to West Germany
u/JoeNoble1973

I wonder who funds the Media Research Center
u/JoeNoble1973

Its not AFO, its certainly filled with surveillance tech, and its not American. Blow it out of the sky if they try to deliver it across our borders
u/JoeNoble1973

Fuck qualifying statements. This is the most blatant bribe in history. There fixed