r/facepalm:

u/enderpanda

I can’t imagine that though. I’m not conservative. Can’t just magically “make myself fucked in the head” any more than one of them can pass up a person with colored hair on the street without having a meltdown — it’s just the way things are now. I will say their meltdowns are incredibly amusing and a reminder to never, ever take fashies seriously.
u/enderpanda

Lol, nah, just conservatives – and they sold America out a long time ago. Y’all don’t get to pretend to speak for patriots after supporting a pedo, sorry.
u/enderpanda

Military Jordan_Peterson_Memes Asmongold That is so perfect.
u/enderpanda

True, I often hang out with my friends wearing a ski mask and looking like a tube of just-opened biscuits. Totally normal and very cool.
u/enderpanda

Have you seen the pic? Y’all Queda lol.
u/enderpanda

And y’all wonder why the world auto-cringes when hearing about your grand delusions.
u/enderpanda

Lol, where you going? If it’s to visit your hero, I suggest triple panties. Tiny, wandering hands.
u/enderpanda

Agreed – fashies are incredibly stupid.
u/enderpanda

This is so goddamn funny lol. It’s crazy how society used to take you guys seriously – WHY?
u/enderpanda

Give the phone back to mom.