r/facepalm:

u/enderpanda

Imagine saying tds non ironically and expecting to be taken seriously lmao.
u/enderpanda

Your anger is so delicious. Can I lick your tears?
u/enderpanda

Yeah, you’ve definitely never been there lol. Let’s keep it that way, m’kay?
u/enderpanda

Lol It’s cause they’re fucking pxssies who are ashamed to show their face. Sorry.
u/enderpanda

The first place those ‘patriots’ made a stand was in hair salons lol. I think that was the beginning of the end of the myth of “tough” conservatives. They’re too weak to wear a piece of fabric on their dainty face – no reason to take them seriously anymore.
u/enderpanda

Agreed – the dems have shown us what courage looks like. This just popped tube of biscuits – not so much. Just another incel.
u/enderpanda

Why, is he doing something illegal? He’s just successfully doing what the Texans failed at. Then again – a child can accomplish more than them lol. “Don’t mess with Texas” turned out to be “Go ahead and mess with us – we won’t do anything. Too lame.” You’d think a bunch of gun humpers would stand up to the fashies right now. Nope lol – that’s okay, we always knew you wouldn’t.
u/enderpanda

Because you won’t answer a simple question lol, all you had to do was provide a number, but instead you provided a whiny little rant. C’mon, buck up.
u/enderpanda

That’s a lot of words to dodge a simple question lol. Think about how you’re feeling right now – embarrassed, trying to change the subject, throwing whatever you can at the problem instead of the solution. Now imagine the whole country feeling that way watching trumpy and Putin.
u/enderpanda

Nah, gotta know if I’m dealing with someone too young to know better or someone too old to know better. Sorry.