r/facepalm:

u/JoeNoble1973

Agreed entirely! But UNTIL THAT HAPPENS NATIONWIDE, having served for years, this is preferable to tip whatever they want, including zero.
u/JoeNoble1973

Anyone against this has probably never worked a day in their lives. Its also Boomer repellent, which rocks!
u/JoeNoble1973

Just a bunch of religious dudes, hanging out with other religious dudes exclusively, no girls allowed. Mmhmm.
u/JoeNoble1973

Russians?!? In MY Republican party? Its more likely than you think!
u/JoeNoble1973

Dear Heritage Foundation Letters, i never thought this would happen to me
u/JoeNoble1973

Stochastic Terrorism
u/JoeNoble1973

Some simple tax records will settle this. But first, Obamas long-form cert!
u/JoeNoble1973

Yup, its easier to spot in other languages. CON LECHE = criminal milk! Its all hiding in plain sight.
u/JoeNoble1973

Ooh hes going with the pedo-stache now?
u/JoeNoble1973

All the be Sanewashed by the media.