r/facepalm:

u/JoeNoble1973

Well drink flights of ports while we learn about ports
u/JoeNoble1973

The first thing I ever watched on History Channel was a two hour History of Ports, looking into ancient sea trade. It was fascinating. Tragic what became of it.
u/JoeNoble1973

Had an interesting phone call from some gentlemen today
u/JoeNoble1973

Its like its own yoga position
u/JoeNoble1973

Not to mention the weird plastic dice I had, which marked me to adults as a devout Satanist
u/JoeNoble1973

Those were banned in our middle school; it just made collecting/trading them all the more exciting. Some real black market shit lol
u/JoeNoble1973

Disaster Capitalism mistaken for weather control, nice.
u/JoeNoble1973

He had his very own Michigan Stadium crowd in the desert! At call it 50 people a bus, thats a hundred 10-mile round trips per bus! Those poor drivers
u/JoeNoble1973

Like doctors that just naturally wear their white smock-jackets EVERYWHERE. Dont forget the clipboard and stethoscope while youre at it lol
u/JoeNoble1973

Why in front of an oil derrick? So when people look at your picture theyll envision slow, endless pumping, resulting in a gushing explosion? Because thats what people will do.