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My knees hurt
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When I would substitute teach back in the 90s I loved getting kindergarten because of naptime.
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Iron Balls McGinty
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Church key
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Probably. There were a lot of jokes.
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We did. It was cheap and tasty.
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Look at the bones!
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Are you crying? I’ll give you a reason to cry. And you knew that if you couldn’t get yourself under control in the next 1 or 2 seconds, you were about to get the living shit beat out of you. Those welts. I don’t think this is common anymore. I never said it, and I only spanked one of my children one time. And I’m still feeling that guilt 20 years later. I’m happy that society is leaving this behind. These young people are so much kinder than my Gen X or our Boomer parents. If we can keep society together for a couple more generations, we may survive.
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I don’t think I ate Pizza Hut until I was in college in the early 90s. In California, we ate Straw Hat. In Texas, there were a couple of regional joints that probably don’t exist. I think, very heavy emphasis on think, one was called Pinocchio’s Pizza. Maybe. Of the big chains, I think Domino’s is by far the worst. Second place goes to Pizza Hut.
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5 is right out!