r/IAmTheMainCharacter:

u/BrimstoneOmega

She’s not gonna fuck you, bro or hoe.
u/BrimstoneOmega

I can not tell you how many times I’ve been assaulted by women. It started when I was a kid. I have long hair, they like to touch it. I’m not jacked by any means, but my chest and arms are apparently there for their touching. Hell, I’ve been pushed against a wall and been kissed Trump style. I do not like it, I do not want it. But I’ve never been afraid one of these ladies would or could hurt me. I have no fear of strange women. Your’s and my desire to not be intimately groped by a random is the same, but the experience we have lived through and the trauma or lack thereof are not even remotely close. I’m sorry humans suck so much, and I can assure you it is much less scary when the other person is half your size.
u/BrimstoneOmega

Tomah Wisconsin in the early 2000s (I graduated in 2002). That place is special, even today. We had a running joke for the regulars; the Tomah-tubbies.
u/BrimstoneOmega

Ever since I delivered pizzas out of high school my tip has always been $5. My average tip back then was maybe $0.50. That is if they didn’t want exact change back. Someone called in because I didn’t have a dime for thier change, and had to have them give me $0.15 back in the quarter I had. I got in trouble for that because i told them I didn’t have the dime, and if that was OK. They called in saying I demanded a tip.
u/BrimstoneOmega

Lmao. What do they say? Fuck around and find out? ACAB.
u/BrimstoneOmega

Think of it like a violently shook up bottle of soda, without a screw on cap. They took off the wire tie that held the cork. Only a matter of time before the pressure overcomes the friction. And the timing was quite impressive.
u/BrimstoneOmega

I mean, it’s probably true. Just not in the context she’s making it out to be. It’s guilt, I would imagine. She works for the rapists now. But the money…. Oh the money.
u/BrimstoneOmega

May you walk on warm sands.