r/IDontWorkHereLady:

u/whydoIhurtmore

If I were racist you would be on my side.
u/whydoIhurtmore

When did this start happening? It still feels so odd. When did this particular group of women become so entitled? And why do they all look like the kind of white woman you’d see at CPAC?
u/whydoIhurtmore

She remembers. And thinks of it often. She’s dined out on this story for years.
u/whydoIhurtmore

That would be wonderful. We need to make this as widespread and accepted by conservatives as some of their favorite everyone knows. Because when you ask them where they heard whatever drivel they’re spewing, they respond, “You’re so stupid. Everyone knows” Like, “I can shoot anyone dead if they set foot on my property. It’s the law!”. Or “A cop can’t write you a ticket if you park in your driveway and get out of your car first. It’s the law.” I was putting together my exhibits for a parole hearing on one of the idiots on my caseload. The dumbass got drunk and was speeding. But he was really close to home. So he made a run for it. He was able to pull into his driveway and get out of his car a couple of seconds before the police parked behind him. In the arresting officer’s report, the idiot actually said, “You can’t arrest me. I parked in my driveway and got out before you got here.” I sent him back to prison. He is who I think of when I think about the diehard, committed, Republican base. Which is probably about 17% of the population.
u/whydoIhurtmore

“Do you think they mean all of the Montgomery Wards or just that one?”