r/illinois:

u/enderpanda

I love it when you guys pretend to care about kids. It’s so funny.
u/enderpanda

Yeah, we know you guys are gun ho for fashies, that is absolutely no surprise to anyone.
u/enderpanda

Biden showered with his daughter Lol, you fell for Project Veritas bullshit that was debunked a decade ago. Thanks for being a stereotype.
u/enderpanda

Lmao, he’s a felon, he’ll always be a felon – that’s what you voted for. And that was one of his less shitty crimes.
u/enderpanda

Lol, I like how you had to specify that you meant Pritzker cause there’s not a single person that wouldn’t have assumed you meant trumpy. Temu fascist is honestly perfect for mango mussolini, thanks, gonna use that.
u/enderpanda

Damn, you really faceplanted hard with this one.
u/enderpanda

You elected a criminal, so your opinion about crime doesn’t matter. You guys voted against the border bill, so we don’t care what you think about immigration, it isn’t relevant. You guys refuse to accept even the most basic forms of gun control and we have to deal with all sorts of problems because toddlers need their toys, so your opinion on guns doesn’t matter either. And you guys are pro-birth, not pro-life, as all your policies regarding children prove; time to stop pretending dude – you don’t get to use the same kids for your twisted messaging when you clearly don’t care about them after they are born. That was easy, didn’t even have to go in-depth. 🙂
u/enderpanda

All provably things they 1000% have been and continue to be totally and completely wrong about lol – which is why they hate education so much. Thanks for trying though, appreciate you proving the point.
u/enderpanda

Lol, again with the insistence, and again you sound like you’re trying to convince yourself. You know, I’ve asked hundreds of people to name even one thing conservatives have been correct about, in all of human history. Not a single valid answer.
u/enderpanda

Again, the insistence on being right really, really isn’t helping you lol. Bonus cringe for “hivemind” and “patch notes” though lol. You were proud to support deportations, you got called out for being shitty. That’s it – that’s all that happened. Maybe it’s time to give the phone back to your mom and enjoy your day off school, hrmm?