r/LinkedInLunatics:

u/JoeNoble1973

Time for family before i sack out before Prime Time? Nah
u/JoeNoble1973

Even without the cringey post, they just LOOKinsufferable
u/JoeNoble1973

When Im gleefully retired, i will spend HOURS sitting with my retired friends in coffee shops. Creeping on the young all the while.
u/JoeNoble1973

When i see these, Im suddenly desperate to know their actual net worthand where it came from
u/JoeNoble1973

How would you best optimize the leverage potential of Ca-CAAAAAAWWWW!
u/JC_Everyman

Lord knows I could use a burrito
u/JC_Everyman

You can cut employees from your company. You can’t cut citizens from your nation. It’s a different set of challenges.
u/JC_Everyman

On the other hand, the husband has a nine inch dick. So he has that going for him.
u/JC_Everyman

25 Fiver contractors, and a million bucks allow for single origin coffee. Edit: He’s still a fucking loser
u/JC_Everyman

Punchability scale: he went from a 10 a 20. On a five-scale.