r/mildlyinfuriating:

u/Seven7greens

Spider expert here- Ignore the spider bite people. Black widow bites dont do this, and neither do recluse bites. There are no other spiders in North America that can cause this type of reaction. Recluse bite is ruled about because the cytotoxic venom of Loxosceles destroys your cells, creating a depression, not a raised reaction. It will also be more purple and black than red and will be moist, not dry and crusty. Red inflamed skin near and surrounding the wound is synonymous with an infection. Spider bites do not get infected through the bite but after the bite and from not properly cleaning the wound.
u/zengeezer

You need a new girlfriend. That one isn’t going to work out.
u/xander707

Well to normal people it makes no difference at all. But to a selfish asshole delivery driver who thinks income should determine tip amount, he should consider the possibility he just went off on someone poorer than he is.
u/BrimstoneOmega

What’s actually mildly infuriating is when people call concrete cement. Cement is an ingredient in concrete. This is like calling a cake an egg.
u/BrimstoneOmega

Quite a few now, actually.
u/currentlygooninglul

Thats what Im saying. 12 beers is nothing if youre pretty big and you pace yourself.
u/currentlygooninglul

A case in two days is bad? Lmao youd hate to see what I drink over vacation and holidays
u/currentlygooninglul

The only way to deal with a toxic parent is to do something that will get their attention and intimidate them at the same time. It sounds crazy but thats the only way my mom ever listened. She used to throw my stuff away. Literally everything.
u/currentlygooninglul

Skibidi toilet is old af. Tbh, using it even as a joke makes you a dino.
u/Minute-Complex-2055

Wow. Being a clairvoyant sure sounds as rough as I figured it would be. Glad Im just sensitive.