r/missouri:

u/enderpanda

Oh no, whatever will happen if I “strike out”?! Oh that’s right, absolutely nothing. Maybe get you to block me? Gosh, that would be awful! You’ve already lasted much longer than most of you do. Again, it’s like you’re talking to an imaginary person just off to my side, this is great. I guess I was right, this is an actual 12 year old with their mom’s phone lol.
u/enderpanda

Huh? That makes no sense at all. Seriously – are you okay? Do you need an ambulance? Or just a safe space? Sounds like you’ve had a stroke or three already pops.
u/enderpanda

Wait, you’re STILL trying to un-faceplant yourself? You literally already tried that lol, less than 24 hours ago (and took 18 to come up with it). You okay dude? Must be dealing with too much brain-maga.
u/enderpanda

No, just saying that it’s so hilariously bad that it sound like it was written by a child or an adult trying to sound like one. Or, likely in your case, a fully grown person who actually talks like this. 🙂 Also, that was two days ago. Learn to let it go bro.
u/enderpanda

Back in the day, you could always tell who the town crazy was – it was the guy ranting about commies. Only difference is now the town crazy has access to the internet.
u/enderpanda

“I’m not Christian, I’m Catholic!”
u/enderpanda

Lmao, I’m from MO – and understand that you guys are incredibly gullible. Remember when trumpy actually, for real said that he wanted to take away everyone’s guns and then you guys totally ignored it?
u/enderpanda

Pretty sure 90% of conservatism is grifting. And 10% always choosing the worst possible option.
u/enderpanda

Eat Schmitt, Eric. What a douche.
u/enderpanda

Agreed, I love it when you guys go mask off and say the dumbest shit imaginable.