r/MurderedByWords:

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PoliticalCompassMemes 4chan greentext wallstreetbets CryptoCurrency Bitcoin Bitcoincash Superstonk “Hello fellow sane, normal people!”
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Just pointing out who would make a comment like that – someone definitely not to be taken seriously. Edit: Another block, that’s two so far today lol. Why do they make it so easy?
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That’s cool, you can see video of that. Lots and lots of it. My favorite was watching “patriots” use the US flag as a literal weapon. Or maybe it was the part with the guy with the massive zip ties leaping over congressional seats with his… MOM in tow. Or maybe it was seeing my Senator, Virginia resident Hawly running from the crowds he egged on just hours earlier. But you know, my absolute fave has to be the cringe trumpy himself could not help but show by the turnout as people around him tell him it’s okay. “B–b-b-b–bb-bbbut, I thought millionaires and other classy people would show up…” He learned a hard lesson that day. So many great moments from that day.
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That’s okay, the rest of us condemn them for insurrection, even if they did obey their orders to leave the pea shooters at home/hotel (the real men had sniper rifles pointed at them, dur, would have been many more Babbits that day). Sorry. Was fun watching them fail though.
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Another confused Canadian conservative.
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You are STILL trying to get someone else to buy that bullshit? Seriously? Don’t you have, like, a sense of dignity? I cannot believe that you guys thought someone would care about that at the time even if it were true, much less STILL be pushing it 5 years later. That is amazing.
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Lol, you gave it your best – that’s the important thing. Failed spectacularly and humilated not only yourself, but conservatives all over the world. But just remember – you gave it your all. This was literally the best you could do. Have a sympathy rainbow. montreal teslacanada gambling conspiracy Not one fan of ICE left in the US, just fascists with servere personal issues from other countries.
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The conservative obsession with CNN will never stop being funny. Literally. Remember the “Scud stud?” That’s the last time I watched any cable news dude. My biggest source of news these days is all the cesspools you visit. Gotta see what the marching orders are so they’re super easy to make fun of an hour later.
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Um, for trying overthrow the government? ARE YOU HIGH? Literally the people in charge got away, all the poor gimps got pardoned. Boo hoo.
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I was calling myself stupid for listening to you though – did you really read 3 words in a row and just… go from there? Cause then I’d actually call you stupid.