r/MurderedByWords:

u/enderpanda

Noooo, I need more pretty pics to entertain me lol. Don’t run away already lol.
u/enderpanda

That one isn’t moving though! Oooof, you were so close to making me laugh some more. Maybe give AI another try and see if that makes you funnier.
u/enderpanda

Tell you what? You already lost that one man, move on. I’m just laughing at the cute little pics. Got any more?
u/enderpanda

You okay? Sorry you’re having such a tough time lol. Wow, two cute pics for one comment.
u/enderpanda

Yup, exactly like that. Literally your entire history is one sentence shit takes. It’s so funny.
u/enderpanda

Sounds like a personal issue. Why do you make that your obsession about everyone else? Is that not incredibly weird to you? It’s incredibly weird to everyone else.
u/enderpanda

Heya, couldn’t help but notice that you completely ignored my question – looks like you ran away, with your tail between your legs. That’s what we expect from conservatives these days, but could you maybe answer my question about what makes you so incredibly upset about other people’s hair colors? It seems like the smallest thing in the world, yet it”s SOOOO important to you. Why? What is it about conservatives that makes them so weak and utterly incompetent? We thought you guys were suppsoed to be “tough” and something like someone’s hair color sends you into a complete temper tantrum. Why? Thanks!
u/enderpanda

Lmao Y’all really do think everyone else is as dumb as the cult is.
u/enderpanda

What a pussy lol That’s Cadet Bonespurs for ya lol.
u/enderpanda

Hey, just curious – what is it with your guys’ obsession over other people’s hair color? If I didn’t know better I’d swear it’s something that was made up just to make you look incredibly dumb.