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u/enderpanda

“Bbb–bb–bbbbb-bbb-bbb-bbb-Bofe sidez!”
u/enderpanda

This is like when the news stations send a reporter to the airport every Thanksgiving and Xmas to confirm in person that yes, it’s busier than usual and you should probably give yourself some extra time if you’re travelling.
u/enderpanda

1) Thanks for proving their point 2) your obsession with hair color will never, ever stop being funny. Keep it up.
u/enderpanda

“I could beat you up but I don’t want to pay your hospital bills.” Time to give the phone back to mommy.
u/enderpanda

Lmao, I love how mad you are about no one taking you seriously.
u/enderpanda

Easy – don’t elect republicans.
u/enderpanda

Well their president is extremely corrupt, anyway.
u/enderpanda

Reduce crime – deport your local conservative today! 🙂
u/xander707

Over the past two years I guess Taylor Swift can see the future and did this preemptively?
u/xander707

Bro its so easy to get in with the rich and famous. Just this week I was chatting it up with Channing Tatum, Robert Downey Jr, Eminem, and Snoop Dog and none of them asked me to prove my loyalty. Its that easy.