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u/enderpanda

Not his job, that’s what the prosecution is supposed to do. “Innocent until proven guilty”. So far, they are failing spectacularly.
u/enderpanda

Yeah, but you guys lie all the time. Why should we suddenly believe you now?
u/enderpanda

I have a cat named Phoebe, does that count? I sometimes call her FBI. It’s entirely possible she’s been working for them the whole time. I see how she eyes me. /looks at Kash Gah, not like that! Jesus dude.
u/enderpanda

Conservatives. People who pretend to want law and order, yet staged j6th and elected a felon rapist. Hippocrates. 🤌
u/enderpanda

That’s nice, but what about answering some basic questions? Why do you hide your history? Usually the answer ends up being “I’m a coward/conservative/clown” but I’m just curious as to your reasoning about it. Is it more naunced than just being a coward? “Nauce” means “Expression or appreciation of subtle shades of meaning, feeling, or tone.”, btw. In case you missed that part. Edit: blocked after that whole monologue lol. Why are they always such cowards?
u/enderpanda

That’s nice, didn’t expect the meltdown, but glad you got that out of your system. Feel better? Let’s go back to the hiding your history part. Why?
u/enderpanda

God I hope not, I’ve already been banned from a lot of subs for having a little too much fun with y’all. I’m under the radar now. Shhhhhhh!
u/enderpanda

No, you asked a question, I answered it. Sorry that hurt your feelings. Have you considered touching some grass today? Also, why hiding the history? Just a coward, or tired of being called out?
u/enderpanda

Right, that’s why no one listens to you. Just giving ya a heads up. 🙂
u/enderpanda

Yeah, that’s why we have facts and evidence. Remember when the police used those? Yeah, me neither, but I swear they were good at pretending to be at some point. In my city they are now on perpetual vacation – still mad about having to wear a mask, so they stopped doing their job. Little babies having a temper tantrum, for going on 5 years now.