r/NewsOfTheStupid:

u/JoeNoble1973

Why? WHY DO THIS? What goal is reached, what end is met? The GOP are walking cancer cells. Malignant and pointless.
u/JoeNoble1973

and we will know Christians by their works. Wow he had those fuckers nailed huh?!
u/JoeNoble1973

I call for GOP lawmakers to be fired
u/JoeNoble1973

Does Arlington have security cams? I would expect yes, and in profusion
u/JoeNoble1973

Thousands and thousands of hours.
u/JoeNoble1973

So hypothetically Im at some event, and TS is there! Oh, here comes Elmo Musk, hes gonna hit on her! I sip my drink and smile because Elmo doesnt know her NFL boyfriend is standing behind him! Elmo makes a move, and Kelce SUPLEXES rich boy, shattering him like glass! And the crowd gasps and cameras flash and people laugh, including me. At no point in this tale is anyone cucked, except maybe Elmo. Buy a dictionary, theyre a huge help as you enter your awkward teen years.
u/JoeNoble1973

Watching Travis Kelce snap Elmo in half? Thats not weird it would be hysterical!
u/JoeNoble1973

Id pay good money to watch Elon move on TS like a bitch. Especially if Kelce is standing there lol
u/JoeNoble1973

No, the media is assiduously avoiding her own claims to be chugging on Trumps thumbkin.
u/JoeNoble1973

I, too, have faith in their destiny