r/nottheonion:

u/whydoIhurtmore

Tots and pears
u/Seven7greens

Nonono… the US didnt- the fascist American terror group known as MAGA did. We real Americans are not for this fuckery.
u/zengeezer

MAGA candidates don’t know anything about US law. They don’t care, because they worship Trump.
u/enderpanda

conspiracy FluentInFinance VeteransBenefits Lol Now THAT is funny.
u/enderpanda

As long as more idiot dont reproduce. Lol, that’s really disgusting and creepy and perfect conservative grammar, but I can’t make that promise – and you have would absolutely no say in it any case. Your opinion is not relevant. No means no – I know you guys struggle with that whole concept, especially when it comes to other people’s genitals – but you’re gonna just have to learn to keep your grubby hands to yourself. M’kay? Edit: I like how someone made it so no replies show up to the following comment. 3 are hidden. Go ahead, try it.
u/enderpanda

Ah, so the ice thugs are licensed doctors now? No, don’t think so – guess that just makes them still just thugs, now with assault with a deadly weapon charges (rubber bullets are less deadly than others, but have been proven to be non-lethal many times over). Ah well, just one more chip in the trust America has for it’s current government, and their power slips away just that much more. Chip chip, tick tock. 🙂 Asmongold
u/enderpanda

ar15 fosscad guns knives reloading Knife_Swap BambuLab GasBlowBack airsoftcirclejerk airsoft GunAccessoriesForSale supersafety knifeclub airsoftmarket DIYGuns… Hahaha Jesus harold christ dude, that isn’t even cherry picked or anything, that’s your top subs in order lmao. That is hilarious. Wait, what’s this… HighschoolDxD I’m fucking done, hell yeah dude, let your freak flag fly!
u/enderpanda

The funny part is if trumpy had said that serving guarantees citizenship, you guys would be stumbling over yourselves to justify that instead. C’mon, if you can’t be honest with us, at least be honest with yourself, parrot.
u/enderpanda

Why don’t you try answering their questions instead.
u/enderpanda

The ones you keep refusing to answer with anything but “Pfft I’m like, so sure!”. War sucks – you’ve got to do a hell of a lot better than that to try and defend it I’m afraid. Btw, ever heard of Project 100,000? You might want to look into it.