r/nottheonion:

u/enderpanda

A blind trump hater is as useful to trump as someone that blindly follows him. That is honestly hilarious. Anyway, when we deporting trumpy? Gimme a deadline.
u/enderpanda

We have yet to see evidence of a single criminal being deported. Not one. If you guys were serious, illegal immigrants like Elon, Melania, and all trumpy’s anchor babies would already be on boat – but you can’t even manage that simple, actually obvious thing. Sorry, ain’t nobody taking y’all seriously ever again. These last gasps of conservatism sure were entertaining.
u/enderpanda

Good lord this person’s history is just completely unhinged lol. NOAA has become the Democrats money laundering scheme to promote climate change. When you see theories that make weather control machines sound realistic and reasonable in comparison.
u/enderpanda

M’kay. Just gonna leave you to that nonsense.
u/enderpanda

This is the reason Trump won. This will never, ever stop being funny. I should make a list of all the bullshit people have said is the reason trumpy “won”. My favorite is when they say shit like, “Cause the dems want men in women’s sports!” Dems did next to nothing about trans rights, while the Reps spent more on it than anything else. trumpy “won” cause people are dumbasses, and he cheated. Simple.
u/enderpanda

Easy, just look at who voted for the big beautiful heist.
u/enderpanda

Wow, lotta you guys down here insisting how funny it is. Fascinating. Although, I gotta admit, watching the crash outs is pretty funny.
u/enderpanda

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u/enderpanda

Oh, someone’s upset at having his idol’s staggering unprofessionalism made fun of lol.
u/enderpanda

Thank you for making the “joke” even less funny. Oh look, another right wing racist simping for fashies, how surprising.